| | Dear Assholes To Whom It May Concern:
I am writing this to inform you of why the closing run by Robin and I on the night of June 28th, 2007 was less than average in quality. First and foremost, I came into work feeling sick as a god damn dog a bit under the weather. I can only hope that this subsides by tomorrow, because if I miss seeing my girlfriend but still had to work, I will be extremely pissed for reasons I prefer not to disclose.
Secondly, your hellbitch demon spawn hideous marriage betwixt a sadist and a psychopath assistant manager Misty left us a long list of chores to do in addition to the ones that we normally struggle with during closings. Combine this with the fact that we were given random rushes at sporadic times, plus random stragglers here and there like that hambeast duo that came in when we were 15 minutes from close and had everything put away but still insisted on four footlong subs what the hell man what the hell meant that we were rushing to finish even before our closing time. I also managed to sustain an injury while washing dishes, because I apparently can't wash dishes for shit the edge of a metal container was surprisingly sharp.
In addition to these two factors, both Robin and I were completely apathetic about closing, so apathetic that Robin had a visitor for an hour and spent most of her time on Myspace, and I goofed off with Julianne very, very tired from the strenuous work of running a sandwich shop all by ourselves. I apologize hahaha oh that's a good one oh, wait, I actually have to apologize I earnestly apologize.
Go Fuck Yourselves
Eager to work again!
HAHAHAHA OH GOD THAT WAS TOO GOOD
Sincerely,
Mary Brandt
-MB
dear strikethru option: i like you. do you like me?
[ ]yes
[ ]no
[ ]maybe
give this note to italicize option when done.
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